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Mr. Popper's Penguins by Robert Lawson & Florence Atwater
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-07-07 | Author:Robert Lawson & Florence Atwater [Lawson, Robert & Atwater, Florence]

The penguin chicks, when they began to hatch, were not so handsomely marked as their mother and father. They were fuzzy, droll little creatures who grew at a tremendous rate. ...
( Category: Classics October 8,2017 )
Jon Scieszka - Time Warp Trio 08 by It's All Greek To Me
mobi |eng | 2012-06-25 | Author:It's All Greek To Me

SEVEN “Give me the apple,” said Hera. “I will give you power and riches.” “Give me the apple,” said Athena. “I will give you victories and wisdom.” “Give me the ...
( Category: Action & Adventure October 8,2017 )
Jon Scieszka - Time Warp Trio 10 by Sam Samurai
mobi |eng | 2012-06-25 | Author:Sam Samurai

SEVEN As usual, we didn’t get a chance to ask any questions. We just had to go. We jumped on the road and started walking with everyone carrying boxes, bundles, ...
( Category: Science Fiction & Fantasy October 8,2017 )
Jon Scieszka - Time Warp Trio 01 by Knights of the Kitchen Table
mobi |eng | 2012-06-25 | Author:Knights of the Kitchen Table

SIX Now, you’ve probably read about giants in fairy tales. And you’ve probably seen giants m comic books and cartoons. But you haven’t really experienced giants until you’ve met one ...
( Category: Action & Adventure October 8,2017 )
Jon Scieszka - Time Warp Trio 03 by The Good the Bad;the Goofy
mobi |eng | 2012-06-25 | Author:The Good, the Bad;the Goofy

SEVEN Bull Bear’s wife thought we looked hungry. She brought us more of the rotten-sneaker meat stuff. “Doesn’t anybody in this time eat regular food?” said Fred. “You were expecting ...
( Category: Action & Adventure October 8,2017 )
Jon Scieszka - Time Warp Trio 07 by Summer Reading is Killing Me!
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-06-25 | Author:Summer Reading is Killing Me! [Me!, Summer Reading is Killing]

I panicked. I knew the Devil probably wouldn’t believe the same weak story we told those not-too-bright guards at the front door. So I decided to just pretend our real ...
( Category: Action & Adventure October 8,2017 )
Jon Scieszka - Time Warp Trio 09 by See You Later Gladiator
mobi |eng | 2012-06-25 | Author:See You Later, Gladiator

IX The crowd roared. And I suddenly snapped awake. There really was a crowd roaring. Men, women, and children lined the road. Most wore long shirt-like things and sandals. Some ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction October 8,2017 )
Jon Scieszka - Time Warp Trio 03 by The Good the Bad & the Goofy
epub |eng | 2012-06-25 | Author:The Good, the Bad & the Goofy [The Good, the Bad & Goofy, the]

A small pack of kids and dogs met us as we crossed the river. The kids laughed and pointed at me, calling, “Wasichu. Wasichu.” I waved back to them. “Hello. ...
( Category: Action & Adventure October 8,2017 )
Jon Scieszka - Time Warp Trio 05 by 2095
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-06-25 | Author:2095

SEVEN I heard the crowd, felt someone unwrap us, heard Sam moan, “I’m too young to die.” Fred, Sam, and I spilled out of the Squishy Soft wrapping. We were ...
( Category: Action & Adventure October 8,2017 )
Jon Scieszka - Time Warp Trio 06 by Tut Tut
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-06-25 | Author:Tut, Tut [Tut, Tut]

“Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait … a …minute,” said ‘Fred. “I don’t mind a little cologne, but I am not going to put on eye shadow. And that ...
( Category: Action & Adventure October 8,2017 )
Jon Scieszka - Time Warp Trio 04 by Your Mother Was a Neanderthal
mobi |eng | 2012-06-25 | Author:Your Mother Was a Neanderthal

We hit the space between two logs at the same time and all tried to get out first. The caveguys grabbed us and pulled us back. Duh pointed outside and ...
( Category: Action & Adventure October 8,2017 )
Super Surprise by Patricia Reilly Giff
epub |eng | 2012-08-14 | Author:Patricia Reilly Giff [Giff, Patricia Reilly]

But there was no time to watch buses and kittens. Even though she loved that orange ice cat. “Hurry,” she told herself. She rushed down the stairs. She was almost ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction October 7,2017 )
Falcon Quinn and the Black Mirror by Jennifer Finney Boylan
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-10-07 | Author:Jennifer Finney Boylan

Falcon encountered the moth man again later that afternoon, in Numberology. For weeks now they’d been reading math problems out of textbooks, pushing the buttons on calculators, and writing down ...
( Category: Action & Adventure October 7,2017 )
The Sly Spy by Marjorie Weinman Sharmat
epub |eng | 1990-10-07 | Author:Marjorie Weinman Sharmat [Sharmat, Marjorie Weinman]

The elevator jerked to a stop at the fourth floor. “So long, Liver,” he said, and he got off. He walked to the door of the apartment just opposite the ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives October 7,2017 )
The Everything Kids' Joke Book by Michael Dahl
epub |eng | 2001-10-07 | Author:Michael Dahl [Dahl, Michael]

Mother: Why did you kick your little brother in the stomach? Jimmy: He turned around. Teacher: How do you make antifreeze? Rosie: Steal her blanket. The real-estate agent told the ...
( Category: Humor October 7,2017 )

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